When a man jizzes in cup and then microwaves it, and then with out warning dumps it all over his girlfriend.
Peter:" So has your relationship with your bitch?"
Paul: "Not so great. I gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes pissed!"
Paul: "Not so great. I gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes pissed!"
by bitchezzzman August 4, 2009
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