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Portugal the man 

What once was an amazing band from Alaska that gave listeners great indie values has turned to shit ever since “Feel It Still” was released
Friend 1“I’m really getting into indie my favorite song is “Feel It Still” by Portugal the Man
Friend 2 “Pfff that ain’t Indie bro that’s annoying bubblegum pop you have much to learn dude.
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Portugal. The Man 

An indie rock band originating in Alaska consisting of John Gourley, Zach Carothers, Noah Gersh, Kane Ritchotte, and Kyle O'Quin. They're the fucking best. Real fucking great music instead of shit there typically is these days. Orgasmic to the ears.
Guy 1: hey, what are you listening to?? I think my ears are having an orgasm!
Guy 2: Portugal. The Man motherfucker.
Portugal. The Man by madsmel November 21, 2013

Portugal. The Man 

An indie-turned-mainstream rock band that insists on having “The Man” in their name due to being mistaken for the sound of a woman in nearly every song.
Person 1: “Hey, this song is pretty catchy! Who is she?”
Person 2: *laughs* “No, no, no, it’s Portugal. The Man.”

Portugal. The Man 

An Indie rock band with such hits as: Feel it still, Purple yellow red and blue, and What me worry. they are called Portugal the man so people do not confuse them with Portugal the country.
Guy 1: damn this is good who is this?
Guy 2: Portugal

Guy1: bro your listening to a country wtf
Guy2: no its a man, Portugal. the man maybe if you were fucking smart you would know this. go die in a hole.
Portugal. The Man by alt-Shiga April 19, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026