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porthole 

Mild/humourous euphemism for anus.
Excuse me, my porthole is bursting.
porthole by ud40 February 23, 2005
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Porthole 

When you blow water into your significant others bumhole and shout “ABANDON SHIP!!”
Yeah Annie and I tried the porthole last night, gee willikers it was wet
Porthole by Portholer August 19, 2021

Porthole pirate 

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.
eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.
Porthole pirate by trevor340 February 11, 2009

Twinkie in the Porthole 

To have penetrative sex.
I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

Cleveland Porthole 

Cleveland Porthole: The elegant act of shitting in someone’s tracheotomy hole.
Can you please shit in my tracheometry hole? It’s been a long day.

Cleveland Porthole: shitting in that hole boi

mexican porthole  

mexican porthole is the transport module that resembles the shit house used by construction workers across america.Legend has it mex workers transport back and forth from mex to u.s.
where the hell did all those illegals come from?
must have flown on the "mexican porthole " they were'nt here yesterday!
mexican porthole by bubbles may October 23, 2008

willy porthole

When you shove your tongue so far down your girlfriend throat, she chokes.
Girl: Hey Babe
Boy: (Shoves tongue in throat)
Girl: WILLY PORTHOLE!
willy porthole by TanyaBo May 22, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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