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Mild/humourous euphemism for anus.

Excuse me, my porthole is bursting.

porthole by ud40 February 23, 2005

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Porthole

When you blow water into your significant others bumhole and shout “ABANDON SHIP!!”

Yeah Annie and I tried the porthole last night, gee willikers it was wet

Porthole by Portholer August 19, 2021

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Porthole pirate

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.

eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.

Porthole pirate by trevor340 February 11, 2009

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Twinkie in the Porthole

To have penetrative sex.

I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

Twinkie in the Porthole by testicheese December 24, 2019

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Cleveland Porthole

Cleveland Porthole: The elegant act of shitting in someone’s tracheotomy hole.

Can you please shit in my tracheometry hole? It’s been a long day.

Cleveland Porthole: shitting in that hole boi

Cleveland Porthole by Dudeguyhomie August 4, 2018

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mexican porthole

mexican porthole is the transport module that resembles the shit house used by construction workers across america.Legend has it mex workers transport back and forth from mex to u.s.

where the hell did all those illegals come from?
must have flown on the "mexican porthole " they were'nt here yesterday!

mexican porthole by bubbles may October 23, 2008

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willy porthole

When you shove your tongue so far down your girlfriend throat, she chokes.

Girl: Hey Babe
Boy: (Shoves tongue in throat)
Girl: WILLY PORTHOLE!

willy porthole by TanyaBo May 22, 2011

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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