Portago 

A name for a russian, usually an extremely ugly, bisexual guy who likes eating out old men and is plays basketball in his freetime.

Ewwww! Did you see that Portago?

Portago by Portago564651 December 14, 2010

Protagonist Complex

Believing you and your life are either literally or metaphorically the center of a metaphysical narrative in which you are the protagonist and that your life obstacles or people you disagree with or dislike are forces of evil. Most often seen in people who have consumed large amounts of entertainment such as books, movies, or video games which have a concrete "good or bad" for most of their lives.

"My sister in law keeps referencing Harry Potter online when politics are brought up. I think she may have a protagonist complex."

"Quit being so self righteous. You sound like you have a protagonist complex."

Protagonist Complex by Shurdlegurdle September 14, 2019

Portage Central High School 

Wack high school in the middle of Portage, MI, filled with a variety of people. Preppy kids, emo kids, fat annoying freshman lineman, “so called hypebeasts,” and many more. Very infamous for the bathroom juuling.

“Yo bruh you went to Portage Central High School right?”
“Yea that shit wack”
“True I cant even take a shit without getting smacked in the face with a cloud of mango smoke when I walk in the bathroom”

Portage Central High School by Big Daddy Sach December 26, 2018

portage wisconsin 

An STD in itself. Trash line the streets and it smells like burnt piss. Everyone there is fat, retarded, and ghetto. Cops are pricks. Probably the root cause of Ebola.

Portage Wisconsin is an STD infested wasteland that makes Salton City look good.

portage wisconsin by copperhead May 3, 2017

Hentai Protagonist Haircut 

The Hentai Protagonist Haircut (or hph for short) is that generic haircut dudes get looking like a damn bowl on their head. Literally the most boring possible haircut a dude could get.

Person 1: Hey did you see Dane's recent haircut?
Person 2: No, what does it look like?
Person 1: He's sporting a damn Hentai Protagonist Haircut

Hentai Protagonist Haircut by TheRaisinBranFan January 4, 2019

Potago 

Potago is the most heavenly thing . Periodt. I love Potago, it transcends the universe and it is the food of the gods.

I love Potago. It is the most heavenly thing. Periodt. It transcends the universe and is the food of gods.

Potago by My Best Friend Made Me Do This January 12, 2021

Anime Protagonist Disease 

When an Anime Protagonist is born, 1 or both of their parents are going to die very soon from "Anime Protagonist Disease".

Anime Protagonist: *is born with blue hair
Doctor: i'm sorry to say this, but you now have Anime Protagonist Disease
Mother: Do i have to die or him?
Father: why not BOTH?!

Anime Protagonist Disease by Dancchi February 10, 2021