Portabenis

An oddly shaped penis where the head is much larger than the shift.

The hooked just had to try to get that portabenis inside her.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

portableniche

Started online by child pornography advocates but moved to freedom of speech and expression arguments to justify their beliefs
The standard meaning is "To Revel in the freedom of speech argument to justify any horrid, racist or homophobic terms or expressions"

He's making the classic "portableniche" argument but just because something can be said doesn't mean it should be said.
OMG you're a "portableniche piss stain"

by Wasp March 20, 2018

Potapenis

a potato that looks like a penis

I just love your potapenis in my mouth

by 123456789asfghj June 5, 2014