Portabating

The act of actively masturbating in a Porta John.

Mike: "Jamal the security guard was caught portabating during work hours."

John:"Wait, he was caught actively masturbating in the Porta John?"

by Nothinseasyroundhere January 8, 2021

Postabating

Continuously posting by yourself on an Internet forum.

Man where did everybody go I feel like I am postabating here in the TOAK.

by Uncle Chesterwood December 22, 2014

Plertabating

The act of farting by means of rubbing your own butthole.

“Joshua, please stop plertabating in the middle of class.”

by Plahty January 28, 2019

Postalbating

When someone is sure that they aren't receiving their mail because everyone who walks by is a thief, as well as inferring that the mailman is incompetent and lazy. Thia leads to checking the mailbox every 15 minutes, with a bunch of whining about the check he is expecting,

When we finally got the new heavy duty locking mailbox, James stopped postalbating so much.

by googalewski November 7, 2015