Porta John
Porta John by Zell Faze May 16, 2009
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Porta John
The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.
Porta John by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022
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Porta John
Porta John by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022
porta john bitches
The 2 ladies who ride around in Thailand on scooters together cleaning clogged toilets and Porta-shiters, despite it being a shitty job they still do it and are always happy and smiling.
Matt " Damn dude thats go to suck for those girls cleanin porta shiters all day."
Jay " Oh you mean the Porta John Bitches! Yeah there life sucks but their still out there making it happen."
Jay " Oh you mean the Porta John Bitches! Yeah there life sucks but their still out there making it happen."
porta john bitches by Cowtoe October 18, 2011
Port-A-John
Pouring blue kool-aid into a woman's anus then shitting into it. A common practice in Minsk, where the temps are cold but the lovin' is hot.
Port-A-John by Leslie Barbara January 18, 2007
Port St. John
A small town in Florida bordering Cocoa, Canaveral Groves, and Titusville, inhabited by rednecks, lower middle class old people, and black people too soft to live in Cocoa. A good ole' boy's version of Rockledge. The only "port" there is this poor excuse on the Indian River that you can barely get a bassboat into.
He was talkin' shit about clickin' up? That fuck ass nigga lives in Port St. John, whats he gonna do ride over here on a go cart and start sprayin a BB gun?
Port St. John by Siegel McBirdman February 24, 2007
Port St. John
1.N ;Shit hole, filled with pot heads, meth labs, and red neck hillbilly hicks. There is absolutley nothing to do here.
2. Usually used to build confidince in someone else when doing something stupid out of boredom, or drugs.
2. Usually used to build confidince in someone else when doing something stupid out of boredom, or drugs.
Man 1 "No, im not gonna smoke that!"
Man 2 "Dude, its port st. john, what else is there to do?"
Man 1 "True."
Man 2 "Dude, its port st. john, what else is there to do?"
Man 1 "True."
Port St. John by Wiggles32456 June 8, 2009
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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