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Port Moody 

said to be one of the nicest suburbs in the greater vancouver area. tiny town way too far away from anything when really it is overpopulated by asians and white guys trying to be brown. excessive amounts of ed hardy are worn, its almost always cloudy out and the inlet is heavily polluted. many senior complexes and there is only one police man. commonly believed to be farmland by vancouver people. doesnt even have its own mall.
wanna hangout? oh wait you live in port moody it will take forever to get to vancouver

do you live on a farm in port moody?

port moody will be the death of me
Port Moody by ahugs March 21, 2011

port moody secondary school 

"a secondary school with a diverse student population (57% of students are of asian descent)"
It is infamous and renowned for its overcrowded library (78% of students are asian, 96% are IB students)
half of korea has migrated to Port Moody Secondary School
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026