Pornshway

Pornshway is the way your furniture is postioned so that from no matter were a person is sitting they cannot not see the porn that someone is viewing

Panda: Hey turtle whats up with all ur furnture
Turtle: i Pornshwayed it so no one can see my porn cuzz
Penguin: How the fuck does a turtle have furnture

by Hunter williams August 23, 2009

pornhwa

It's brothers and sisters with the word "manhwa", meaning a Korean visual comic. The only difference is that it's an 18+ version. It contains mature content such as sex. The male and female genitalia are always censored with a white glow hiding the explicit details of the penis and vagina. These pornhwas are massively distributed. The reason is that Korea bans the distribution and production of porn. People found that to get around this ban is to create content that is borderline porn but is still considered art. It features mainly Korean sauce. Sure is rare to find a good pornhwa, but there are great ones out there.

Reader: "Hey, the pornhwa Hari's Lumpy Boardhouse is so lewd!"
Friend: "I know right? It made me horny the whole time."

by Le Bruh January 6, 2021

pornswaggled

At the exact moment of orgasm the porn movie being watched suddenly cuts to a shot of something (or someone) unattractive.

I was blowing my load when the camera cut to a really long shot of some hairy guy. I got pornswaggled!

by oooeeeo April 21, 2006

Pornswaggle

To trick someone into performing a sexual act that they would not normally perform.

I pornswaggled my girlfriend into giving me a blumpkin.

by Dirty Shamrock April 11, 2011

Porn-Shway

Re-arranging the furniture in ones office, dorm room etc... so that when visitors are present they can not see the person looking at porn on their computer.

David: Dude, I need to move the couch in the living room because when Jen visits she can totally tell I'm looking at porn and not actually studying biology with her

Steve: I know what we need, we just need to Porn-Shway the room

by Flavor_Dave August 10, 2009

porshay

She’s a very beautiful lady,sweet,kind,chill and funny she’s a heather

Girl 1: oh you see how pretty Porshay is

Girl 2: Porshay is a heather

by anonymous December 3, 2020

pornswaggler

a person whom, after a one night stand, takes money from the purse, wallet, or dresser without asking.

that bitch was a pornswaggler; I woke up and my rent money was gone from my sock drawer!

by winfred march March 8, 2004