One of those annoying spammer programs in chatrooms that sits there spouting random gibberish such as "I'm naked on my profile - go look!", "Any lonely boys want to chat?" and other such drivel. These irritating little bastards can PM you as well, and some even have a rudimentary parsing facility so they can pretend to be human. Pretty soon chatrooms will be full of these little critters talking to each other, while all the real people will have found girl/boyfriends and got themselves productive jobs.
BOT: a/s/l
ME: Fuck off you twat
BOT: That's great, my name's Alicia. Want to chat?
ME: I rape pigs
BOT: come to my website, I'm naked ;)
ME: (presses IGNORE button)
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.