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Porn watcher 

someone who watches people shove their pp in a hole
me: sees on laptop
me: runs over to check search history
*sees porn hub all over search history*
person who owns the laptop: HEY! STOP TOUCHING MY LAPTOP
me: hell nahh u got so much porn on it u porn watcher
person: STOP IT or ill...
me: what show me porn or something?
Porn watcher by KIDBRO September 25, 2023

Porn Watcher 

Someone who watches porn and jerks off to it. Most of the Gen Z men are porn watchers.
Man, I watch so much porn every day. I'm the true definition of a porn watcher. It’s so much easier than having a dating life or setting one up.

Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher 

A guy who watches porn meant for other sexual orientations. These guys are actually a lot more prominant than you'd think. Often abbreviated AOPW
I think I like gay porn. Does that make me gay?
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.

gay porn watcher 

A John Hide guy who uses “ can I get a Hoyaa ‘ way too much
Can I get a Hoyaa! Hey! John! Quit watching gay porn! You gay porn watcher!
gay porn watcher by Holy mike May 31, 2018

Furry porn watcher 

A guy with brown hair thats lanky as fuck gets 0 play and usually has a name starting with M and ending with N.
Also often wathes hentai in class.
this furry porn watcher in my class is annoying as fuck I hate him I dont care about his damn pokemon cards
Furry porn watcher by afioasio February 21, 2024

Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked 

Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"
they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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