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Porn Stick

A portable USB device for storing your collection of porn and other things (like work).
Jimmy whipped out his porn stick, rammed it into the laptop and loaded his Power Point presentation.
by Yellowdawg November 2, 2010
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stick figure porn

Noun. Pornographic drawings of stick figures. Particularly beloved of bored students and anyone at a corporate meeting. Other - blissfully unaware - attendees tend to be the subject matter.
Mrs Johnson was not pleased with the stick figure porn depictions of her in my maths exercise book.
by PaxImperator March 27, 2009
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Porn Sick

Typically a man that is so obsessed with porn that he has a distorted view of sex. A porn sick man will watch violent porn or fetish porn thinking it's how women want to be treated not realizing it's a fantasy where porn actresses are getting paid to be treated this way and is not reflective on most women. Will turn more sexist as time goes on.

A porn sick man may also end up watching hentai porn filled with traps and lesbians. While he is masturbating suddenly becomes confused about his gender. A Porn sick married man no longer pays attention to his wife and is obsessed with watching porn. He will excuse his own behavior by blaming his wife. Society caters to this conditioning and kids looking up their parent's browsing habits stumble on porn too.

Porn sickness also affects women that watch porn to see what is expected of them and they are being tricked into believing abuse is just naturally apart of sex.
He's too porn sick to enjoy actual sex.
He's too porn sick to know the difference between reality and fantasy.
He's too porn sick to realize he's being brainwashed and that's not how women actually want to be treated.
She's too porn sick to realize you can have sex without violent abuse.
by No More MRA BS November 2, 2018
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poonstick

a heterosexual man's penis.


it should be noted that this word is a gift from god.
you best be careful with all that skank-fuckin yr doin, that poonstick of yours is gonna fall off.
by mr poontastic yo February 22, 2009
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