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stick figure porn 

Noun. Pornographic drawings of stick figures. Particularly beloved of bored students and anyone at a corporate meeting. Other - blissfully unaware - attendees tend to be the subject matter.
Mrs Johnson was not pleased with the stick figure porn depictions of her in my maths exercise book.

Porn Sick 

Typically a man that is so obsessed with porn that he has a distorted view of sex. A porn sick man will watch violent porn or fetish porn thinking it's how women want to be treated not realizing it's a fantasy where porn actresses are getting paid to be treated this way and is not reflective on most women. Will turn more sexist as time goes on.

A porn sick man may also end up watching hentai porn filled with traps and lesbians. While he is masturbating suddenly becomes confused about his gender. A Porn sick married man no longer pays attention to his wife and is obsessed with watching porn. He will excuse his own behavior by blaming his wife. Society caters to this conditioning and kids looking up their parent's browsing habits stumble on porn too.

Porn sickness also affects women that watch porn to see what is expected of them and they are being tricked into believing abuse is just naturally apart of sex.
He's too porn sick to enjoy actual sex.
He's too porn sick to know the difference between reality and fantasy.
He's too porn sick to realize he's being brainwashed and that's not how women actually want to be treated.
She's too porn sick to realize you can have sex without violent abuse.
Porn Sick by No More MRA BS November 2, 2018

poonstick 

a heterosexual man's penis.


it should be noted that this word is a gift from god.
you best be careful with all that skank-fuckin yr doin, that poonstick of yours is gonna fall off.
poonstick by mr poontastic yo February 22, 2009
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026