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Porn Poetry 

Describing any sexual activity by using word play, colorful adjectives, or eloquent comparisons.
"When she gives me head; it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. It's like putting my cock in a magic bag filled with warm silk and puppy ears."

"Dude that's some serious porn poetry."
Porn Poetry by Big Teddy K May 4, 2012
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Pornoetry 

Pornographic poetry. It is often used by people that want to look semi-intelligent. They use it to profess their undying love in a poetic sense. The worse kind uses forced rhymes and dumb synonyms.
An good example of bad pornoetry:
"The oyster of lust
opens to the world
As thousands thrust
their spears unfurled
Firmly into her socket"
Pornoetry by Universal Bob July 20, 2008
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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