Porn Poetry

Describing any sexual activity by using word play, colorful adjectives, or eloquent comparisons.

"When she gives me head; it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. It's like putting my cock in a magic bag filled with warm silk and puppy ears."

"Dude that's some serious porn poetry."

by Big Teddy K May 4, 2012

Pornoetry

Pornographic poetry. It is often used by people that want to look semi-intelligent. They use it to profess their undying love in a poetic sense. The worse kind uses forced rhymes and dumb synonyms.

An good example of bad pornoetry:
"The oyster of lust
opens to the world
As thousands thrust
their spears unfurled
Firmly into her socket"

by Universal Bob July 20, 2008