Porn Hero

Cumming Soon! Porn Hero by SexActivision! Available soon on Horny's Porn Station 3, The Nindildo DP, and Microsoftie's SexBox 369.

The latest video game from SexActivision. Cums with 3 different peripherals. One is a Pocket Pussy controller for him or her. One is a controller in the shape of a Dildo for the lady or man of the house. The other one combines the features of both for that truly confused friend that pops in every once in a while. Use your chosen controller to "swing" your way through various porno scenes with caricatures of all your favorite porno stars! Get that Cock Meter at a high level! Get ready to Pull-Off and Shake your Whammy Bar to activate the Porn Star Power! Lick 50 clits in a row and behold as your controller performs it's finishing move that we call the Money Shot! Hold tight as your Pocket Pussy quivers violently in your hands, screams like a wild Banshee while it emits ear shattering moaning and shreaking noises! Duck as the Dildo controller get cocked and loaded, takes aim and shoots an impressive load all over your brand new 52" LCD HDTV. Get a mop ready drop the Tranny controller and run for cover as it turns on itself and fucks until it explodes into a gooey gooey mess!

Be on the lookout for future SexActivision Porn Hero titles.
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Porn Hero by Thomas Bahamas December 16, 2008

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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