Porn Field

when you and your friends are out in the country at a party, and one of the girlfriends bf texts and asks where she is, and the girl texting back is drunk and writes this.

yo, wheres my girl at?
in the porn field, getting her party on

Porn Field by imlegityeah January 17, 2011

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Porn Fiend

A person who steals your laptop, watches porn and masturbates in front of you.

Mike was beimg such a porn fiend last night

Porn Fiend by XxHitler420xX July 14, 2016

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Portfields

a primary school in MK full of spastics and dickhead teachers who beg parents for money. the old headteacher mrs santomor was a silly little bitch who was an alcoholic who kept bottles of whisky in her damn teddy bear.

i feel bad for the silly little cunts who attend that shithole

friends of portfields school? more like fuck off portfields school

Portfields by iFuckedYourUncle.com August 14, 2019

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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