Pork knife 

1. A word used to take place of the word penis.
2. A knife used to cut pork.

Ha! his pork knife is only 2 inches long!

Man, that pork knife is very sharp.

Pork knife by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

dirty pork knife 

Penis, Dick, Cock, Rod, Weener

Woman says to man in bar: "Eww, keep your dirty pork knife away from me!"

dirty pork knife by Miggity November 17, 2006