Porch-Monkey 

A racial slur used against black people.

"Look at this Porch-Monkey"

Porch-Monkey by HarrietTubman'sduaghta May 17, 2022

porch monkey 

someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.

your next door neighbor

porch monkey by pickledspork July 23, 2005

porch monkey 

another type of racial slur towards black people.

guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey

porch monkey by k0_ November 29, 2018

porch monkey 

a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent

hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?

porch monkey by charlie December 9, 2003

Porch Monkey 

1. This refers to a person who dabbles in the Greco-Roman philosophy of stoicism but seems to, choose to lack the maturity or discipline to truly practice it in any serious sense.

Stoicism's origin stepms from the Greek phrase "Stoa Poikile" which translates to "painted porch." "Stoa" meaning porch. Thus they inhabit the porch but have all the seriousness and dedication a monkey would have toward serious philosophy.
2. Porch monkey is also a derogatory term to someone who practices stoic philosophy.
3. Porch monkey is also a highly derogatory term for black person and typically has no bearing on his philisophical outlooks.

Usage note: To avoid being seen as a racist, only use this term to refer to stoics who cannot be mistaken for people of color.

1. "Alexander says he is a stoic, but after seeing his temper tantrum the other day, I'm starting to think he's just a porch monkey."
2. "Lucius is lecturing us all again about how we shouldn't let our emotions control our character. He's such a porch monkey."
3. "Kwame thought Bob was lashing out at him for being a stoic when Bob called him a "porch monkey," but Bob was simply an obnoxious racist. Kwame practiced stoicism however and laughed it off, just making non-stoic Bob angrier.

Porch Monkey by revoLucian1776 February 14, 2023

porch monkey 

A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.

*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*

Randal: Im taking it back!

EX2

Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!

porch monkey by Dodectabone July 21, 2006

porch monkey 

A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.

And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.

porch monkey by Randall G June 11, 2006