"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."
<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>
"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"
<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>
"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"
by captain manly December 5, 2012
Get the Porch Spam mug.When your friend (usually of Italian heritage) has impromptu sex on a porch. A bone sesh on any porch, balcony, or patio where you end up having sex on the furniture, railings, or the ground.
by Dr. Definitionz November 14, 2010
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