Porch Honkey

Lazy white people that sit on the porch in rocking chairs

John look at those porch honkeys drinking pbr

by redneck101 November 20, 2013

Porch Honkey

A name for a white person who acts, wants to be, or thinks they are black.

John: Man... Look at the gangsta lean on that white boy over there!

Vanessa: Yeah. What a Porch Honkey!

"This word was created by me. I feel that wigger is boring and outdated. I just like to make people laugh. This is creative, funny and a little less offensive than wigger. : )"

wigger wanna-be Porch Honkey

by Dervish888 September 13, 2009

porchmonkey

black people...its ok im bringing back

what do you want you little porchmonkey?

by President Browe January 5, 2011

porchmonkey

A "porchmonkey" is someone of negro origin that happens to be too lazy to sleep in their own home provided by benefit, so the negro sleeps on a white mans porch and becomes a porchmonkey.

"Damn son go get ma shotgun, there be another nigger on ma porch" "Ok pa, lets torch him!"

by THe Holy Nazi. February 13, 2004

porchmonkey

i lazy black negro.

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.

by tony June 26, 2006

porchmonkey

another more suggestive name for a nigger.

Those damn porchmonkeys wont stop breeding.

by commando November 3, 2003

porchmonkey

Any one from any ethnic background, who is lazy,stupid and sits on the porch all doing nothing at all. These people rely on the government to give them welfare checks and food stamps to live, even though they are able to work.

1: those porchmonkeys piss me off
2: yeah, they are real pieces of trash
1: how do these lazy people get aid for doing nothing and i cant get a dime from the government to help with school. Porchmonkeys have no potential in life.

by hey August 16, 2008