Porch Honkey 

Lazy white people that sit on the porch in rocking chairs

John look at those porch honkeys drinking pbr

Porch Honkey by redneck101 November 20, 2013

Porch Honkey 

A name for a white person who acts, wants to be, or thinks they are black.

John: Man... Look at the gangsta lean on that white boy over there!

Vanessa: Yeah. What a Porch Honkey!

"This word was created by me. I feel that wigger is boring and outdated. I just like to make people laugh. This is creative, funny and a little less offensive than wigger. : )"

wigger wanna-be Porch Honkey

Porch Honkey by Dervish888 September 13, 2009

porchmonkey 

black people...its ok im bringing back

what do you want you little porchmonkey?

porchmonkey by President Browe January 5, 2011

porchmonkey 

i lazy black negro.

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.

porchmonkey by tony June 26, 2006

porchmonkey 

another more suggestive name for a nigger.

Those damn porchmonkeys wont stop breeding.

porchmonkey by commando November 3, 2003

porchmonkey 

Any one from any ethnic background, who is lazy,stupid and sits on the porch all doing nothing at all. These people rely on the government to give them welfare checks and food stamps to live, even though they are able to work.

1: those porchmonkeys piss me off
2: yeah, they are real pieces of trash
1: how do these lazy people get aid for doing nothing and i cant get a dime from the government to help with school. Porchmonkeys have no potential in life.

porchmonkey by hey August 16, 2008

biscuit lipped porchmonkey 

same thing as saying nigger

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out

biscuit lipped porchmonkey by gmoney618 June 1, 2011