Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.
by Eduardo III June 24, 2005
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004
A sex position in which the male sits on the toilet with legs spread and the girl sits on top of his dick and basically rides him. Perfect position for your girl if she wants to try topping and is usually comfortable for both parties, legs may get sore but it's an added bonus workout, it's an easy position!
Guy 1: omg i can't believe you let her top you!
Guy 2: what, she wanted to practice, it was just the Porcelain Goddess...
Guy 2: what, she wanted to practice, it was just the Porcelain Goddess...
by Waifu!~ April 20, 2022
by P Lopez May 26, 2006
A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.
Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.
by Scheme Fighter July 7, 2011
Function: verb
Etymology: Orgin Unknown although believed to have come from religous customers of fast food restaurants.
1. To vomit into a lavatory bowl while on your hands and knees as if one is in a position of prayer.
2. To defecate diarrheal contents tensely into a toilet bowl with hands held together and in the air as if one is praying.
Etymology: Orgin Unknown although believed to have come from religous customers of fast food restaurants.
1. To vomit into a lavatory bowl while on your hands and knees as if one is in a position of prayer.
2. To defecate diarrheal contents tensely into a toilet bowl with hands held together and in the air as if one is praying.
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004
The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.
I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.
by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002