Being a nerd ass pop tart means to get no play, no bitches and overthink everything. Really it’s just a bum who doesn’t do shit and expects everything to come to him and go his way.
Being a nerd ass pop tart is basically considered being a munch, simp, pick me boy, horny little fuck, and a average discord mod. Need ass pop tarts don’t get much action with the ladies nor do they get play. They tend to talk themselves up for big game and talk but once the time comes they fold under pressure and won’t even try to talk to the female. Overthinking is a pop tarts biggest feature though.
Treyon: Yo go talk to her if your feeling her so much.
Stonehead: Nah man she won’t like me😔
Treyon: How tf you gon know that if you haven’t even talked to her
Stoneheas: Nah man but no girl ever wants me, i’m too ugly. She’ll just reject me😭
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).