A juicy thick sandwich with a mayonnaise dressing that finishes that crunchy ass like a suit and tie. It is meant to be chucked into someones face so that it pops their eyes out, and then eaten with glorious pain.
Colonel Sanders: If I hear one more mention of that stupid sandwich that is stealing my customers, you betcha life I will Popeyes Chicken Sandwich them down to the core.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'