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Pop Tart Napalm

When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.
Owwwww! Fuck! I just got blisters in my mouth from that devilish Pop Tart Napalm!!
by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011
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