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When you get home from a night of drinking, open a package of pop tarts in your bed, and eat half of one before passing out. You then proceed to wake up in the morning with pop tarts crumbs all over your bed and at least one unscathed pop tart beside you.
Ron: I can't believe I got pop tart drunk again last night, there are crumbs all over my bed!

Jim: Yeah I hate that but at least it wasn't peanut butter.
by matador755 October 03, 2017
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