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Pooty Woot

Or Pooty Wooty is a Southern Term for Skeezer.
Also a Southern-Caucasian term for Chicken Head
Opposite of a Southern Belle
A trashy whore or ho that everyone in town has had sex with and will take all of your money if she gets the chance to.

Also can be used as a term for Vagina or cry baby by adding a Y at the end.
Guy 1 - holy crap man look at that hot girl!

Guy 2 - Oh hell no dude she's a pooty woot,everyone around here has had a chance with her.

Or

Guy - Man I need some pooty wooty tonight, guess i'll head to the ghetto.

Or

Mom to crying kid - Oh shutup and stop being a pooty wooty.
Pooty Woot by SouthernBoyy June 11, 2006
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poot woot 

A *poot woot* is a celebration that someone participates in after a satisfying flatulant.

Usually *poot woot* is written in chat rooms to express extreme satisfaction (mostly associated with a flatulant, but not always).

A *poot woot* is extra-ordinarily nasty, noisy, and long.

It is sometimes accompanied by a long line of periods,
".............................." to express the length of time the *poot woot* lasts.
Squirrel__"I just spent my afternoon in psychotherapy group session."

Sunshine__"What did you all talk about?"

Squirrel__"My Ovaries."

Lion__"*poot woot.....................*"

Squirrel__"?"

bootay pootay la wootay

When engaging in anal intercourse, the female flatulates into the males reproduction organ, and in the process, being excited about it (hence the "wootay, refering to the internet term of "w00t" used for excitement)
Girl: Wooo! Damn dem bean burritos, son, bootay pootay la wootay!

Guy: Yeah girrrl, geet crunk!

pootycooting 

Wasting time when you should be productive, procrastinating. Can also be used in a situation in which one or more persons are not paying attention the way they should.

As per others, can be used as a sexual innuendo.
Pat, stop pootycooting around and look here!

OR:
Paul and Leanna, that pootycooting should be taking place in private!
pootycooting by adgasefsa March 24, 2011

poopywoots 

my pet :)........i named it after poop.
hi guys i really reall REALL like poopywoots ngl
"ok" - you
poopywoots by kakalats February 10, 2023