pooties

when one has a continous amount of farts within a short amount of time

guy one: "man, i really have the pooties right now"
guy two: "yeah, with you farting alot in such a short amount of time, it sure does smell bad"

by artie simmons June 15, 2003

pooties

Farts, Shits

What is that smell I ate beans and I have the POOTIES !!!

by Allendra May 31, 2004

pooties

Having pointy boobs.

Ew look that girl she has the worst case of pooties i've ever seen.

by seamore buts December 28, 2005

Pooties

A word for computers.

Like puter/pootie.

Oh, just y'know, playing with the pooties.

by Jorjamai March 1, 2011

Little Pooties

A loving term for you gassy dogs.

Be right back I have to let my little pooties outside.

by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016

Making Poopies

Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.

Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.

Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies

Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!

by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009

pootie do

1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.

2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.

1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?

2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.

by LaRhettie May 18, 2013