Poot Smack

First discovered in the song "I'm In Miami Bitch" on the 2009 album by LMAFO, Party Rock, 'poot smack' is known as the sound created by the beat of music, typically a bass drum kick ('poot') and a cymbal hit ('smack'). 'Poot' and 'Smack' can be arranged in any order to deliver many different background beats for songs.

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Poot Smack by anlefaal January 13, 2010

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Poot Sack

1a. Another term for rectum - mainly, the area which abdominal gas (a fart) builds up right before it is released from the anus.

b. The very bottom of the Descending Colon, or the very top of the anus.

2. Also used to describe an individual who is acting as an asshole, creep or
jackass.

3. Best known as an alternative term for “Up Yours” when preceded by the following words:
“Blow it out ya’…

Example 1:
-Employee firing himself in front of Boss-

BOSS: “John, your THC test came back positive.”

EMPLOYEE: “How could that be?”

BOSS: “May it be that you smoke marijuana,
or drink a lot of Mt. Dewww, perhaps?” j/k

EMPLOYEE: “EF YOU! BLOW IT OUT YA’ POOT SACK! I QUIT!”
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Example 2:
Hunter's mom wears her jeans all the way up in her Poot Sack.
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Example 3:
"I feel a biscuit 'bout ta' float out my Poot Sack."

Poot Sack by Chase&Crash March 14, 2007