poor bastard 

a guy who's in such a shitty situation that you feel sorry for him, even if you hate his fucking guts.

Man#1: Saw you ex-wife down at the mall today.

Man#2: Really?

Man#1: Yeah, she was bitching out her new boyfriend.

Man#2: Better him than me. Poor bastard.

poor bastard by Bulldog6 October 11, 2009

poor bastard 

a really poor kid

michael kennedy

poor bastard by mike January 21, 2004

Poor Bastard Chair 

A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.

Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."

Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."

OR

"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."

Poor Bastard Chair by Delma November 13, 2007

Poor Bastard Society 

A group of men whose lives are made miserable by work/chores and decisions forced upon them by their wives.

After Matt's wife picked out his clothing for the day she "suggested" that he go clean the pool before accompanying her to shop for shoes. Matt wondered if there was a local meeting of the Poor Bastard Society this evening at the country club bar.

Poor Bastard Society by Vivalicious January 4, 2010

poorbastardtarian 

A person who physically can't eat meat for medical reasons. They love the taste and smell of meat and thus hate the label of vegetarian/vegan.

I will have the nut roast although I'd love the lamb but it would kill me because I'm a poorbastardtarian.

poorbastardtarian by @jennifergr8 June 26, 2016

poolbastardman 

1: A favorite among sheep for having a small penis (hurts less).
2: Chat Whore in training.
3: A small square patch of hair on the palm of your hand.

"I wish I was poolbastardman so my sheep would stop waking up the neighbors."

poolbastardman by LC February 17, 2005