Pooper-Scooter

The term assigned to your cat when it has a dingleberry, a dry, itchy, or dirty ass, or has worms, and drags its butt across your floor.

"FELIX! YOU LEFT A STREAK OF SHIT ON THE FLOOR! YOU POOPER-SCOOTER!"

by Stochastische Drift November 11, 2022

Pooper Scooter

Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.

Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter

by Andythemailman April 20, 2013

super pooper scooper

A legend.

Super pooper scoopers are just legend!

by apache_kill May 16, 2017

pooper scooper

A gay male who enters into a relationship with another gay male solely for monetary gain; A gay gold digger.

Do you think Barney Frank's boy toy is in it for his looks? Of course not. He's a pooper scooper.

by Dub Dub Lifer November 27, 2010

Pooter Scooter

A scooter used to ride the pooter also known as the reproductive female organ. A.k.a the puss

I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.

by Pooterscooter0420 November 14, 2011

Pooper Scooper

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.

“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV”
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”

by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

super duper pooper scooper

any non-traditional item used in a pinch to successfully scoop and dispose of dog feces.

When the dog pooped in front of that cop, its a good thing I had on that shirt your Grandmother gave me for Christmas, it was quite the super duper pooper scooper! Other examples would be newspaper, CD case, a sock, etc.

by tomjr April 14, 2006