Poopeegirls
A godforsaken website so vile, so horrifying, so utterly traumatizing, it makes a clogged toilet look like a spa day. Poopeegirls features human beings doing unspeakable things with poop — and not like “haha poop joke,” but like “full-blown psychological warfare on your eyeballs.”
Side effects include:
*Sudden loss of appetite.
*Questioning every decision that led you to that moment.
*Attempting to physically delete your memory
*The desperate urge to call your grandma and apologize for everything.
⚠️⚠️☣️☣️☣️Warning:
Not safe for work. Not safe for life. Not even safe for demons in hell. If curiosity kills the cat, Poopeegirls burns its remains.
Side effects include:
*Sudden loss of appetite.
*Questioning every decision that led you to that moment.
*Attempting to physically delete your memory
*The desperate urge to call your grandma and apologize for everything.
⚠️⚠️☣️☣️☣️Warning:
Not safe for work. Not safe for life. Not even safe for demons in hell. If curiosity kills the cat, Poopeegirls burns its remains.
"A guy I know — big fan of toilet humor — thought he was in for a laugh when he clicked a link labeled: ‘Scat Porn, Pooping and Pissing Girls Videos – poopeegirls.com.’ He chuckled at first… then saw what was actually on the site and immediately screamed, ‘WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SEE?!’ Now he’s in the shower scrubbing his eyes with bleach and reconsidering every life choice that led to this moment."
Poopeegirls by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025
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