Poopdick

Like getting tricked or bamboozled but when you really got yourself fucked to the max in a situation.
Some dumbass named Kyle got in a car with an old man who claimed to have candy, Kyle then realized he just got Poopdicked when the old man took out his penis instead of candy.
by DickSlicer March 08, 2020
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Poopdick

1.The state of having fecal matter all over your penis
2.A derogatory name for homosexual males
3.A word to describe poop which looks like a dick or a dick which looks like poop
1.She didn't wipe before anal intercourse, now I have poopdick.
2.I didn't know he was a poopdick until he brought his boyfriend to the company picnic.

3. I can't tell if I'm looking at a poopdick or a poopdick.
by ThunderBoss December 03, 2015
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Poopdick

When you have anal sex and you pull out, and your wiener is covered in poop. hence poop dick.
Hey mike what did you do last night?
I was with your mom and got poopdick.
Oh, You Mother Fucker!
by buttsex fagstick January 15, 2011
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Poopdick

Your cock after anal sex w/ male/female. Usually covered in stuff.
Alan- I just got back from my girlfriend's.
Matt- I bet you have poopdick then.
by McPoopdic34 October 23, 2008
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Poopdick

1. After having anal sex having ones dick covered in poop

2. A male who has anal sex with more than 10 people

3. A person (usually male) who 'shits' on everything
(for #1) "Dude I was fuckin Ashley in the ass and when I pulled my dick was covered in shit"

(for #2) "Dude Kyle just fucked another bitch in the ass that puts him at 11"

(for #3) "Dude nick daniels is such a poopdick, whenever were somewhere, he just makes everything so much worse, he just shits on everything"
by lcn2009 May 04, 2009
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Poopdick

description of , or the act of defecating ones pants whilst in the seated position so horrifically that its forced to travel up the front of ones pants and entomb their reproductive organs with fectal matter.
Keith : "Yo, I think Chris is way too fucked up."
Eric : "Without a doubt, but whats the smell?"
Keith : "I think its coming from Chris"
Eric : "Jesus Christ, NO!...he's poopdicked."
by Hexus525 December 03, 2007
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Poopdick

A insult given to people who are generally being dickish while also being a shitty person. A general use of the word is calling out a sore loser, it can also be used towards jealous people.

Note: You can be a dick while also being a good person.
Person 1: I almost had you! The lag got me!
Person 2: Quit being a poopdick, you just suck.
by BlueMelon January 25, 2015
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