There are two different types of Poopalitis, chronic and acute. Chronic Poopalitis is an individual who has to shit all the time while Acute Poopalitis is an individual who shit's more than normal but not all the time.

I ate too much chili last night, it's now 3 a.m. and i'm glued to the toilet with Poopalitis.

Poopalitis by Dragon13 July 17, 2006

Related Words

Poopclit • Poopalitis • Pooplitical • poopliture • poop lit • Poop Cloth

poopliture

Poopliture is literature that you take to the bathroom to read while pooping. The classic and most recognized Poopliture is the newspaper. In recent years with the advent of increasingly sophisticated electronics, smartphones, tablets, laptops can all be used for Poopliture.

A man walks out into the living room where his wife is watching TV. He says "Hey, do we have any Poopliture in here? I could use something to read on the John and I think its gonna be awhile, that thai food is out for revenge!" His wife looks up at him as he grasps his rumbling gut with a look of desperation on his face and says " Here take the kindle, the kindle store has plenty of Poopliture." The desperate man agrees and grabs the kindle hastily, making a run toward the bathroom.

poopliture by LorenHusky July 24, 2015

Poopalitis

Poopalitis is the chronic fear of poop. Side effects may include: nightmares of being pooped on and the inability to poop. Can escalate to refusing to use the toilet and/or refusing pas gas. Occasionally the latter can be a good thing.

Person 1: Man I think I might have poopalitis. I had the worst nightmare last night about running away from shitting dinosaurs.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.

Poopalitis by Lol1lol2lol3 February 5, 2017

pooplit

super uwu word!!! pls use this instead of the word “hello”

person a: pooplit!
person b: pooplit to u too!

pooplit by yae miko’s non existent balls March 10, 2022

pooplit

a funny ass word for some reason

“pooplit”
*nobody laughs*

pooplit by yae miko’s non existent balls March 11, 2022

Pooplitical

Poop-lit-ik-al - When someone interjects politics into a tread or conversation. Derivation: Old English (1947) “Party Pooper” combined with Middle English Polletiques, Polytykys, “politics”. #Pooplitical
Also, see pooplitics, pooplitician.

“The Nextdoor App is so bad that pictures of dogs come up when you search for a kayaks”

“That is as confusing as one of Kamala’s speeches “
“Oh Bob, don,t be so Pooplitical!

Pooplitical by FromFrome August 20, 2023

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026