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Poopclit by PoopClitCommander June 17, 2012
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Poopalitis
There are two different types of Poopalitis, chronic and acute. Chronic Poopalitis is an individual who has to shit all the time while Acute Poopalitis is an individual who shit's more than normal but not all the time.
Poopalitis by Dragon13 July 17, 2006
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poopliture
Poopliture is literature that you take to the bathroom to read while pooping. The classic and most recognized Poopliture is the newspaper. In recent years with the advent of increasingly sophisticated electronics, smartphones, tablets, laptops can all be used for Poopliture.
A man walks out into the living room where his wife is watching TV. He says "Hey, do we have any Poopliture in here? I could use something to read on the John and I think its gonna be awhile, that thai food is out for revenge!" His wife looks up at him as he grasps his rumbling gut with a look of desperation on his face and says " Here take the kindle, the kindle store has plenty of Poopliture." The desperate man agrees and grabs the kindle hastily, making a run toward the bathroom.
poopliture by LorenHusky July 24, 2015
Poopalitis
Poopalitis is the chronic fear of poop. Side effects may include: nightmares of being pooped on and the inability to poop. Can escalate to refusing to use the toilet and/or refusing pas gas. Occasionally the latter can be a good thing.
Person 1: Man I think I might have poopalitis. I had the worst nightmare last night about running away from shitting dinosaurs.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.
Poopalitis by Lol1lol2lol3 February 5, 2017
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Pooplitical
Poop-lit-ik-al - When someone interjects politics into a tread or conversation. Derivation: Old English (1947) “Party Pooper” combined with Middle English Polletiques, Polytykys, “politics”. #Pooplitical
Also, see pooplitics, pooplitician.
Also, see pooplitics, pooplitician.
“The Nextdoor App is so bad that pictures of dogs come up when you search for a kayaks”
“That is as confusing as one of Kamala’s speeches “
“Oh Bob, don,t be so Pooplitical!
“That is as confusing as one of Kamala’s speeches “
“Oh Bob, don,t be so Pooplitical!
Pooplitical by FromFrome August 20, 2023
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A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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