Poopclit

When a woman wipes from back to front

I went to eat that girl the other night and it stank so bad because shes a poopclit.

by PoopClitCommander June 17, 2012

Poopalitis

There are two different types of Poopalitis, chronic and acute. Chronic Poopalitis is an individual who has to shit all the time while Acute Poopalitis is an individual who shit's more than normal but not all the time.

I ate too much chili last night, it's now 3 a.m. and i'm glued to the toilet with Poopalitis.

by Dragon13 July 17, 2006

poopliture

Poopliture is literature that you take to the bathroom to read while pooping. The classic and most recognized Poopliture is the newspaper. In recent years with the advent of increasingly sophisticated electronics, smartphones, tablets, laptops can all be used for Poopliture.

A man walks out into the living room where his wife is watching TV. He says "Hey, do we have any Poopliture in here? I could use something to read on the John and I think its gonna be awhile, that thai food is out for revenge!" His wife looks up at him as he grasps his rumbling gut with a look of desperation on his face and says " Here take the kindle, the kindle store has plenty of Poopliture." The desperate man agrees and grabs the kindle hastily, making a run toward the bathroom.

by LorenHusky July 24, 2015

Poopalitis

Poopalitis is the chronic fear of poop. Side effects may include: nightmares of being pooped on and the inability to poop. Can escalate to refusing to use the toilet and/or refusing pas gas. Occasionally the latter can be a good thing.

Person 1: Man I think I might have poopalitis. I had the worst nightmare last night about running away from shitting dinosaurs.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.

by Lol1lol2lol3 February 5, 2017

pooplit

super uwu word!!! pls use this instead of the word “hello”

person a: pooplit!
person b: pooplit to u too!

by yae miko’s non existent balls March 10, 2022

pooplit

a funny ass word for some reason

“pooplit”
*nobody laughs*

by yae miko’s non existent balls March 11, 2022

Pooplitical

Poop-lit-ik-al - When someone interjects politics into a tread or conversation. Derivation: Old English (1947) “Party Pooper” combined with Middle English Polletiques, Polytykys, “politics”. #Pooplitical
Also, see pooplitics, pooplitician.

“The Nextdoor App is so bad that pictures of dogs come up when you search for a kayaks”

“That is as confusing as one of Kamala’s speeches “
“Oh Bob, don,t be so Pooplitical!

by FromFrome August 20, 2023