poopliture 

Poopliture is literature that you take to the bathroom to read while pooping. The classic and most recognized Poopliture is the newspaper. In recent years with the advent of increasingly sophisticated electronics, smartphones, tablets, laptops can all be used for Poopliture.

A man walks out into the living room where his wife is watching TV. He says "Hey, do we have any Poopliture in here? I could use something to read on the John and I think its gonna be awhile, that thai food is out for revenge!" His wife looks up at him as he grasps his rumbling gut with a look of desperation on his face and says " Here take the kindle, the kindle store has plenty of Poopliture." The desperate man agrees and grabs the kindle hastily, making a run toward the bathroom.

poopliture by LorenHusky July 24, 2015

poopitude 

when you're on the crapper with attitude

mike: "hey, johny, hurry up!"
johny: "cool it, dude, i'm on the toilet."
mike: "sorry, what's with the poopitude?"

poopitude by jack 02116 March 13, 2007

Poopture 

A picture of poop

I’m totally not going to send you a poopture

Poopture by anonymous August 1, 2021

Maximum Poopitude 

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.

Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"

Maximum Poopitude by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022