Poopliture is literature that you take to the bathroom to read while pooping. The classic and most recognized Poopliture is the newspaper. In recent years with the advent of increasingly sophisticated electronics, smartphones, tablets, laptops can all be used for Poopliture.
A man walks out into the living room where his wife is watching TV. He says "Hey, do we have any Poopliture in here? I could use something to read on the John and I think its gonna be awhile, that thai food is out for revenge!" His wife looks up at him as he grasps his rumbling gut with a look of desperation on his face and says " Here take the kindle, the kindle store has plenty of Poopliture." The desperate man agrees and grabs the kindle hastily, making a run toward the bathroom.
by LorenHusky July 24, 2015
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mike: "hey, johny, hurry up!"
johny: "cool it, dude, i'm on the toilet."
mike: "sorry, what's with the poopitude?"
johny: "cool it, dude, i'm on the toilet."
mike: "sorry, what's with the poopitude?"
by jack 02116 March 13, 2007
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by anonymous August 1, 2021
Get the Poopture mug.The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.
Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."
--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."
--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."
--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."
--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
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