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Unicorn Poop 

A large assortment, about twenty or more of colorful gumballs all fused together through chewing, creating a colorful, gooey, juicy mess.
Having too large of an amount of Unicorn Poop can cause you to choke from its juicyness, size, and amazing rainbow colorness.

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"Ghlkjae-amah" Andrew mumbled. "What did he say?" asked Sam. "Oh, I don't know, he's obviously choking on unicorn poop." Kenny replied.
Unicorn Poop by Riotfish October 14, 2010

Unicorn Poop 

The obnoxiously cheerful and candy-coated updates friends post to social networks - all the time. Some use their unicorn poop to make you feel worse about a situation you previously posted by rubbing it in that they NEVER have any problems.
When you have relationship problems, they post Unicorn Poop: "I have the bestest boyfriend in the whole wide world :D He could never do anything wrong because he is so perfect! Nobody else could ever be as happy as me!!!"

Right after your car breaks down, they post Unicorn Poop: "I am SO loving my reliable new car!!! Thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!"

"I'm so irritated, every time I get on Facebook, the feed is covered in Unicorn Poop!"
Unicorn Poop by SilverScorpion November 10, 2011

Unicorn Poop 

44% Rainbow 66% Poop Emoji (That Isnt Brown Like This 💩) 100% MAGICAL
OMG! Their Is Unicorn Poop!
Unicorn Poop by Sophia-Savage June 7, 2018

unicorn poop 

unicorn poop by kpassenile May 21, 2014

Unicorn poop 

Unicorn poop
When you're stabbed in the head and your brain starts spewing blood💀‼
Alex was stabbed so bad, on the head last night!!! You should've seen the large amount of unicorn poop that spewed out of his head.
Unicorn poop by Jestar July 12, 2019

unicorn poop 

pior magic, i nou inglish veri veri gud and unicorn poop is mogic
This guy is a total unicorn poop.
How does this unicorn poop even work?
Jeremy, why is there poop all over my desk? (It's not unicorn poop, but it works)
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