The obnoxiously cheerful and candy-coated updates friends post to social networks - all the time. Some use their unicorn poop to make you feel worse about a situation you previously posted by rubbing it in that they NEVER have any problems.
When you have relationship problems, they post Unicorn Poop: "I have the bestest boyfriend in the whole wide world :D He could never do anything wrong because he is so perfect! Nobody else could ever be as happy as me!!!"
Right after your car breaks down, they post Unicorn Poop: "I am SO loving my reliable new car!!! Thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!"
"I'm so irritated, every time I get on Facebook, the feed is covered in Unicorn Poop!"
Right after your car breaks down, they post Unicorn Poop: "I am SO loving my reliable new car!!! Thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!"
"I'm so irritated, every time I get on Facebook, the feed is covered in Unicorn Poop!"
by SilverScorpion November 10, 2011