Poop Tower

When one person sits on the toilet spreading their legs enough so a second person can sit on their lap with a clear route from anus to toilet bowl and they can simultaneously poop to save water and time.

In a house of 7 men and one woman we often engage a poop tower to save water and time.

Poop Tower by jerkob69 September 19, 2009

poop towel 

A towel that has been used as a toilet.

Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!

poop towel by assbitch February 19, 2010

Communal Poop Towel 

a soft towel used in public or personal bathrooms that is used by everyone making excrement that replaces the need for disposable toilet tissue with a more comfortable and luxurious alternative and is hung on a ring or hook in place of where a toilet paper roll would normally go. it is usually cleaned once a week. it will become the societal norm after the war of 2023 A.D..

after defecating much runny and undigested food, i wiped my anus with the communal poop towel.

Communal Poop Towel by Lord Ham Wallet December 26, 2010

Poop Towel 

Something fat people lay down on the bed during sexual intercourse to soak up any loose stool that migrates from their sphincters.

I'm glad we put that poop towel down Jackie, you squirted an awful lot out of your back cunt.

Poop Towel by BRJG October 8, 2018

poop in a towel 

An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.

"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."

"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."

poop in a towel by Owen D. February 18, 2009