jerkob69's definitions

jerkmuffin

a person who acts like a wuss or baby to manipulate people

Pablo: oh no, I dropped my ice cream, boo hoo
John: ha ha
Pablo: *sniff sniff* will you buy me a new one? *sniff sniff*
John: no way jerkmuffin

by jerkob69 August 3, 2005

Poop Tower

When one person sits on the toilet spreading their legs enough so a second person can sit on their lap with a clear route from anus to toilet bowl and they can simultaneously poop to save water and time.

In a house of 7 men and one woman we often engage a poop tower to save water and time.

by jerkob69 September 19, 2009

Biotch Shedevil

a person, female, who portrays the characteristics of a bitch and also displays acts of subtle evilness

Keith: guys, lets trash our ex girlfriends. Its fun. So I had this girlfriend once who left me for my backstabbing ex friend.

Nick: I'm a big dumb jerk, and I don't know why she would do something like that

Jacob: Cause shes a chocolate eating Biotch Shedevil, thats why!

Keith: yeah you're right about the Biotch Shedevil comment, and yes, she is a little thick around the thighs

by jerkob69 April 6, 2006