Poop Pop 

Pop music made solely with fecal matter. It is written on and performed using poop. This form of music sounds like shit, because it is. To date, there have been no songs of this genre to chart in any nation.

This new band Curtis E. Flush and the Clean Wipes are definitely in the poop pop genre. They sound like shit!

Poop Pop by Captain Cid November 19, 2020

Poop Pop 

Poop on a sucker (lollipop) stick;

Poop Sucker
Referring to someone who's breath smells horrible; bad breath

Man, his breath smelled like he's been sucking on a poop pop!

Dang! Your breath smells like you've been licking a poop pop!

Poop Pop by RoseECheeks March 17, 2017

poop pop 

retatrded sound on the chat IM on facebook. =P XD

Does ur facebook have poop pop??

poop pop by Poop poper July 3, 2009

Poop-pop

The moment of unexpected excretion of a small amount of liquid from the anus while farting during a bout of diarrhea. This moment will often cause panic or intense situational awareness.

Bro, I just poop-popped... we gotta go...

Poop-pop by The Hotstepper August 8, 2021

pop-tart poop

When you are feeling fine then suddenly you feel the urge to poop NOW! The poop pops out of nowhere, often leaving your friends, family, or coworkers wondering why you are running to the bathroom as quick as you can. Most cases of pop-tart poop ends with barely making it to the toilet with shitting while you are pulling your pants down. Some of the worst cases end with embarrassingly hiding your underwear from your wife in the washer, and a few people wondering why the odd brown stain on the ground in the hallway.

Dan was in a meeting going over 4th quarter financials with his boss and several coworkers. Suddenly his eyes got really big and he ran out of the meeting as quick as he could. When he came back, his boss asked what was wrong.

Dan said, "A case of the pop-tart poops, I was afraid I would shit my pants."

His boss answered, "I hate it when that happens."

pop-tart poop by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018

Pop pop p poop 

A silly group of words that showed up as a text when I almost dropped my cell phone.

Uh-oh ... I mistakenly texted pop pop p poop to my customer and now he thinks I'm weird.

Pop pop p poop by JoeyBomm September 29, 2021

pop can poop 

A turd so large in diameter that it feels like it's coming out of you the size of a beverage can of the 12-oz variety. It usually looks pretty big too and don't feel too great either!

The day after I ate that whole XL-Pizza with Double Extra Cheese, I was taking a dump when I thought my brown-eye was gonna rip open from the size of the turd I was trying expel. It felt like someone had shoved a pop can up my ass and it was kinda stuck there. When the marathon session was over I looked into the toilet and saw the monster I had created. Lesson learned. I never wanna make a Pop Can Poop again!

pop can poop by danofiremano December 16, 2013