Poop Flute 

When a man's penis smells very badly.

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A flute that is made out of one's own poop.

Carl isn't somebody you'd want to date. He has a poop flute.

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I play the poop flute in my band.

Poop Flute by BarryIsHairy February 6, 2010

Poop Flute

While giving anal sex to someone who has diarrhea, you pull your penis out of them and they proceed to poop on your penis and then give you oral sex and clean all of the poop off of your penis.

Friend: What did you and her do last night?
You: She played with my poop flute all night.

Poop Flute by 1j2e May 17, 2026

poop chute flute 

When you stick your dick in a woman’s asshole, punch her in the stomach and as her anus clenches you rip your dick out out. You grab her pink sock and begin to play it like a flute. This will result in an instant orgasm as per the legend.

Dude last night I gave Tina the old poop chute flute and she came all over my bed. It was awesome.

poop chute flute by Drtylg1 March 5, 2020

Poopflute 

A person who spouts useless nonsense, usually with enthusiasm even though no one cares about the subject. It's like they are playing their poopflute, an instrument they are passionate about, but no one else is.

Did you hear Dave going on about the different types of fruit people should eat for liver detox? That guy is such a poopflute.

Poopflute by Hitchhiker42 May 31, 2025