Poop Flute

When a man's penis smells very badly.

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A flute that is made out of one's own poop.

Carl isn't somebody you'd want to date. He has a poop flute.

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I play the poop flute in my band.

by BarryIsHairy February 6, 2010

poop chute flute

When you stick your dick in a woman’s asshole, punch her in the stomach and as her anus clenches you rip your dick out out. You grab her pink sock and begin to play it like a flute. This will result in an instant orgasm as per the legend.

Dude last night I gave Tina the old poop chute flute and she came all over my bed. It was awesome.

by Drtylg1 March 5, 2020