Poop Claw

The hand you use to wipe your butt, esp. for non-hand washers.

He came out of the bathroom and tried to give me a hug, and I said 'Don't touch me with that filthy Poop Claw!'

Poop Claw by Cubswin60611 November 29, 2010

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West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

West Texas Poop Claw by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020

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PoopClaw

When a dog scratches you with fecal matter on it's claws and you have to go to the Emergency Room

Katie got poopclawed by her clients dog.

PoopClaw by actioniscoming November 11, 2018

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