Poop Claw

The hand you use to wipe your butt, esp. for non-hand washers.
He came out of the bathroom and tried to give me a hug, and I said 'Don't touch me with that filthy Poop Claw!'
by Cubswin60611 November 27, 2010
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West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman
We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!
by Jack Kingofferson March 31, 2020
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