Poop Blocked 

It is similar to being cock blocked, but instead of getting blocked (or prevented) from scoring a potential hookup, you are being blocked (or prevented) from letting your poop out.

Getting "poop blocked" tends to happen in a work environment where another party comes into the bathroom and occupies the stall next to you while you are trying to poop. You experience an awkward silence, making it too embarrassing to push your poop out since there would be a loud splash sound going "plop, plop, plop" into the toilet. Additionally, the person in the next stall now knows what your shoes looks like, which can be dangerous as he/she can now identify you around the office.

Abbreviation: PB'ed

Brenda: Damn it!! I got poop blocked for the 2nd time today!

Erica: So you were prairie doggin' it the whole time...

Brenda: I had to retract so I can go back later to continue my extraction.

Erica: I gotta go now... Hopefully I dont get PB'ed!

Poop Blocked by KrazErica + Yewnis February 7, 2013

poop blocked 

You've been stuck somewhere, usually a meeting involving your boss and you have to take a poop real bad. You somehow endure the pain of going through the entire period of the meeting to the finish and then you run to the bathroom. Just as your about to enter the only stall someone jumps in and occupies the toilet.

Man brian from IT F#&%ing poop blocked me yesterday.

poop blocked by ]-[unter March 30, 2011

Poop-blocked 

Goes along with being cockblocked. Your girl is a night pooper. Poops before going to bed, therefore making the chance of having sex null and void.

"Ewww I just pooped, you're not going anywhere near any of that region" That is a total poop-block. You've been poop-blocked.

Poop-blocked by Kokomo85 December 24, 2016

Poop Blocker

That person who brazenly cuts in front of you in line for the bathroom, fully aware of your urgent intestinal plight. It's as if they take pleasure in your discomfort, making their act all the more infuriating.

"Honey, please don’t be a poop blocker when we get home. I’m crowning and it won't wait."

Poop Blocker by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

popblocked 

when you open up a soda can and somone else comes out of nowhere to take the first sip, subsequentially claiming it their beverage

I cracked open a mountain dew and that bastard stright up popblocked me

popblocked by J.P. Palmer May 24, 2007