Poony

A diminutive, cute way of referring to female genitalia. Can be used in a sexual or non-sexual context

Why are you holding your crotch?

Because I just hit my poony on the corner of the table and it really hurts!

by Tonksalot September 05, 2018

The conjoined word of "Penis" and "P*ssy". It means someone who acts like a dick online or behind your back, but is too afraid to do anything irl.

"Back up, you poony."
"He's such a poony. He's all talk."

by WeweeSankido July 28, 2016

Poonis

Penis
In poo
Call it a poonis

by Bobthediscoverer December 05, 2019

Since you pee out of your penis, if you pooped out of it instead, it would be called a poonis

Guy #1: I think I just pooped from my penis

Guy #2: So it's called a poonis now

by Pean nut sack January 26, 2022

adj. Having to do with poon or poontang.

I just put that bitch through her poony paces.

by Holden McCrank April 08, 2003

When you have anal sex with a girl that hasn't gone to the toilet and your dick gets shat on.

"Dude, Jess totally forgot to do a shit before we did anal!"

"Unfortunate man, you got a poonis"

by frobrowilldo July 12, 2014

It is where poo comes out your penis.

Mummy I have a poonis not a penis