Poontie 

It’s where your friend tells you to drop them off at their crush’s house and ditch you so they can show their private parts to them.

Carson is being such a Poontie!

Poontie by Klance March 3, 2022

pooftie 

Fictional characters that are cute and soft. "Poofti" is referred as the respective fictional world they live in.

"this character is so cute, it's such a pooftie!"
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."

pooftie by butterfly on your shoulder February 9, 2020

pootie do 

1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.

2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.

1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?

2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.

pootie do by LaRhettie May 18, 2013

pootiegram 

a gift of flatulence and/or odorous gas bestowed upon an individual while he or she is performing oral sex

He: "How's this, baby?"
She: "oh, that's good! I think I have a special delivery building up for you."
He: "Yeah babe, give it to me!"
She: (while ripping a loud fart) "Pootiegram!"

pootiegram by Jen Johnson September 10, 2006

Pootie shickle 

It's a sensation of a fart going into your vagina so you have to move to get it out.

A: What happened?
B: I just had a pootie shickle.

Pootie shickle by gaybija October 7, 2019

pontie 

A word newly used within the glasgow community to describe the population who dont understand basic slang of the Scottish nature.

ye dinnie ken whit were oan about ya pontie

pontie by Glasgae January 27, 2008

pontier 

A beer you are still holding (and didn't drop) after passing out drunk the night before. It is usually finished upon realization of such a feat.

Finish that pontier

pontier by 1624 March 5, 2010