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Poonytoons 

A Slang term for pornography. Used mostly to describe lesbian porn where poon is most evident. May also be used to describe anime porn.
1. I just found my stash of poonytoons; tonight is going to be a good night.

2. Karen, do you realize that your son watches poonytoons like a mad man?
Poonytoons by Sloane Mcfearless December 5, 2010
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poontoon 

pontoon boat full of females and a solitary male. or sometimes all females
1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''
poontoon by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009

Poonbacon 

Bacon made of vagina.

The holy grail of food and pussy.

A vagina that looks like a slab of meat, in particular, strips of bacon.
Yo, want some poonbacon for breakfast.

Yo her crotch was straight up poonbacon.

Girlfriend: Hey you want a bite of my poonbacon?
Boyfriend: Fuck yeah!
Poonbacon by Mr. Lateral March 4, 2011

Poontoon 

A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.
"Damn! Captain Allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a fucking POONTOON!!"
Poontoon by AA01 April 19, 2012

Poonaboota 

An Aussie term for giving a woman a swift kick in the poon with a boot.
Aye mate. Sorry about last night, your wife just wouldn't stfu. The poonaboota was inevitable.
Poonaboota by Toothprick August 20, 2009

Poonboozled

The state of being when a man is in a sexual relationship with a woman, but is unable to see all the negative aspects of said woman, despite constant input from friends, family, etc. Similar to bamboozled, only in relation to vagina
-Damn, Jim is still with that nasty slut? Doesn't he know she fucked every guy within a 10 mile radius?

-Yea, it's crazy; he's definitely Poonboozled
Poonboozled by gallagher410 October 21, 2013