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Poonytoons 

A Slang term for pornography. Used mostly to describe lesbian porn where poon is most evident. May also be used to describe anime porn.
1. I just found my stash of poonytoons; tonight is going to be a good night.

2. Karen, do you realize that your son watches poonytoons like a mad man?
Poonytoons by Sloane Mcfearless December 5, 2010
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poontoon 

pontoon boat full of females and a solitary male. or sometimes all females
1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''
poontoon by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009

Poonbacon 

Bacon made of vagina.

The holy grail of food and pussy.

A vagina that looks like a slab of meat, in particular, strips of bacon.
Yo, want some poonbacon for breakfast.

Yo her crotch was straight up poonbacon.

Girlfriend: Hey you want a bite of my poonbacon?
Boyfriend: Fuck yeah!
Poonbacon by Mr. Lateral March 4, 2011

Poontoon 

A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.
"Damn! Captain Allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a fucking POONTOON!!"
Poontoon by AA01 April 19, 2012

Poonaboota 

An Aussie term for giving a woman a swift kick in the poon with a boot.
Aye mate. Sorry about last night, your wife just wouldn't stfu. The poonaboota was inevitable.
Poonaboota by Toothprick August 20, 2009

Poonboozled

The state of being when a man is in a sexual relationship with a woman, but is unable to see all the negative aspects of said woman, despite constant input from friends, family, etc. Similar to bamboozled, only in relation to vagina
-Damn, Jim is still with that nasty slut? Doesn't he know she fucked every guy within a 10 mile radius?

-Yea, it's crazy; he's definitely Poonboozled
Poonboozled by gallagher410 October 21, 2013
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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