Poonbacon

Bacon made of vagina.

The holy grail of food and pussy.

A vagina that looks like a slab of meat, in particular, strips of bacon.

Yo, want some poonbacon for breakfast.

Yo her crotch was straight up poonbacon.

Girlfriend: Hey you want a bite of my poonbacon?
Boyfriend: Fuck yeah!

by Mr. Lateral March 4, 2011

poontagonist

The object of one's sexual desire/frustration who lends to the overall dramatic plot of one's own carnal existence. Can be used in fictional or real-life terms.

Stumpy: 'Dat prop Estella Havisham in "Great Expectations" is merely da poontagonist of Phillip; had he shagged dat fine bitch-ass he'd of moved on to all dem ripe artshop ho's who be wantin' on him and wulda neva looked back!

Butch: You've never appreciated Dickens' work.

by Last-droP May 14, 2008

Poonayonaise

the vagina of a girl, usually a stranger (as in, "chasin' strange"), wherin the potential exists to score entry into said vaginal canal.

"Dude, I feel like goin' out to the bar tonight and scorin' a nice big fat jar o' tasty poonayonaise. I'm talkin' Miracle Whip skank, beyatch"

by Skot LeRock April 28, 2006

poonballon

flaming homo that is a poon in the shape of a ballon.

Its a plane! Its a bird! oh wait its just a poonballon.

by gnargnar123 July 10, 2009

ponaconada

The root of your penis🍆

damn his ponaconada is STRONG

by ponaconada bros January 29, 2020

Poonaboon

An word used to describe made a person almost completes a 7 Ball at Pool then misses the black.

Mosbeh - you are Poonaboon!

by Buttbabe1964 May 13, 2019