Poonbacon

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Bacon made of vagina.

The holy grail of food and pussy.

A vagina that looks like a slab of meat, in particular, strips of bacon.

Yo, want some poonbacon for breakfast.

Yo her crotch was straight up poonbacon.

Girlfriend: Hey you want a bite of my poonbacon?
Boyfriend: Fuck yeah!

Poonbacon by Mr. Lateral March 4, 2011

Words you can keep

poontagonist

The object of one's sexual desire/frustration who lends to the overall dramatic plot of one's own carnal existence. Can be used in fictional or real-life terms.

Stumpy: 'Dat prop Estella Havisham in "Great Expectations" is merely da poontagonist of Phillip; had he shagged dat fine bitch-ass he'd of moved on to all dem ripe artshop ho's who be wantin' on him and wulda neva looked back!

Butch: You've never appreciated Dickens' work.

poontagonist by Last-droP May 14, 2008

Related Words

Poonbacon • ponaconada • Poonaboon • Poonayonaise • poonballon • poontagonist • poon wagon • Poo Baron • pro bacon • Poo be continued

Poonayonaise

the vagina of a girl, usually a stranger (as in, "chasin' strange"), wherin the potential exists to score entry into said vaginal canal.

"Dude, I feel like goin' out to the bar tonight and scorin' a nice big fat jar o' tasty poonayonaise. I'm talkin' Miracle Whip skank, beyatch"

Poonayonaise by Skot LeRock April 28, 2006

poonballon

flaming homo that is a poon in the shape of a ballon.

Its a plane! Its a bird! oh wait its just a poonballon.

poonballon by gnargnar123 July 10, 2009

ponaconada

The root of your penis🍆

damn his ponaconada is STRONG

ponaconada by ponaconada bros January 29, 2020

Poonaboon

An word used to describe made a person almost completes a 7 Ball at Pool then misses the black.

Mosbeh - you are Poonaboon!

Poonaboon by Buttbabe1964 May 13, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026