Poon Repellant 

Any aspect of a male's apperance, personality, possessions, etc. that might prevent him from getting laid.

"Wow, those man-boobs you got going on there are first class poon repellant."

"You think you're getting laid in that '82 Tercell? Ha, that thing's poon repellant hardcore."

Poon Repellant by Nope4810 May 16, 2005

Poon Repellant 

Something that scares away poon (Pussy), whether it be a physical, psychological, or characteristic trait.

Bad acne and bing grossly overweight are Poon Repellant.

Poon Repellant by Dickbubcus February 12, 2017

Poon Repellent 

Poon repellent is someone who gets no birds. Normally his name is Owen Buckley. He is tall an lanky, wears quick silver glasses an even a hoody from pound land.

'Wanna talk to them birds'
'Nah we have poon repellent with us'

Poon Repellent by Yamaaaaaaaa August 29, 2016