Poon Pants

A term for a woman's loose short-shorts, giving a clear view of the poon, or vagina.

Dude A:

yo dude, check out that chick's vag.
Dude B:
yeah man, with those Poon Pants, u can totally see her lady business.

Poon Pants by Bnjmn07 January 10, 2010

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Poon Pants

Clothes that emphasise a girl's readiness for some action. A girl is wearing her 'poon pants' when she is looking mighty fine and very do-able.

Anf: "Yo Midge, did you see Holly today?"
Midge: "Yeah man she really had her poon pants on!"
Brad: "I have sex with donkeys"

Poon Pants by Anf July 20, 2004

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poopants

pants with poop inside, pants with shit inside;

poopants! - just an exclamation like "shit"

poopants by Mantal January 13, 2007

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pooppants drunk

Lumpy gravy that is released from the rectum when so under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Not to be confused with pisspants drunk, as this is the next level of drunkenness.

Bob was pooppants drunk, and then we smelled it.

pooppants drunk by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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