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Pooltain is a bad temper man yet sweet. He can be sweeter than any dessert you've tasted or bitter than the bitter grounds. But no matter in state, he is the most lovely person you ever known. Once you became his friends, he'll be the loyalest friend you ever know, he'll be the best friend you ever had and even the best person you ever know. He is full of sarcasm and very knowledgeable. Not only that, he is also the most hilarious person you've ever met once you get to know him. He hid his feelings well from others. Only those who are really close to him really know him but not 100%.
Bff: Yo, I met some random guy named Isaiah. He's very nice and sweet!

Me: Undefeatable to the guy I'm hanging out with, Pooltain. He's perfect!
Pooltain by Lowkey chick <3 November 24, 2021
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Pooltang 

When a female is in or around a swimming pool.
Hey Matt, lets drive over past the local pool and see if any pooltang is out.
Pooltang by MandyFAC March 11, 2011

Poontainia

Noun/ Discribes a fantastical place that men enter when the poontain is abundant or readily available.
We are heading to the party tonight and I hope it is poontainia up in there. My wife thinks her poontain is the only one in town, she best remember that poontainia is just up the road. A dad and son are setting at the beach and the son said " dad lets go get some poontain " and dad said " no let's go find poontainia "
Poontainia by Shane BiGame May 27, 2013
Anyone named Justin. Derived from the Spanish pronunciation, "hoo-stane".
Me: Have you seen Justin anywhere?
Friend: I haven't seen Poostain in weeks!
Poostain by Christopher Mingo December 15, 2016

Poostain Pancake 

Poostain Pancake: To poop so hard and so much, that, there is no more white in your toilet, its all brown and looks very much like a burnt pancake.
Danny: "Eeeeeewwww! Billy just shat a poostain pancake!"
Jonny: "Cool! Want some breakfast?"

poop poo poostain pancake crap
Poostain Pancake by ne-who December 1, 2009
the action of wiping ones ass with a body part.
ohh look at lisa's wrist, what a poo stain!
poostain by Me.me July 27, 2005
A person that has a small patch of discolorated hair on their head.
Check out the size of that kid's poostain!