Poofaucet 

It is when you have uncontrollable diarrhea and the faucet is turned on full blast of excrement.

After drinking all night I had a case of the poofaucet in the morning.

Poofaucet by Sp1971sp July 21, 2014

pooface 

Generally considered a mild insult, as compared to stronger varieties such as shitface, shithead and so on. Usually considered somewhat childish, and for that reason generally confined to more informal situations (or use by children). Some children find it amusing to repeat this word indefinitely. Pooface is sometimes used in conjuction with adverbs which strengthen its meaning, e.g., "complete pooface", or "total pooface".

Many other insults are related to, and possibly derived from, this one, for instance, shitface, shithead, craphead, dunghead, shitbrain, etc. All of these words share the common structure "word for faeces" + "word for part of head". There is also a more general category of words which have the structure "some kind of vaguely insulting substance" + "body part", e.g. "cheese-dick", "strawberry-dick" (note that hyphenation varies with these types of word, although you will rarely see "poo-face").

A word which is related to pooface is rondabe, which is often discovered by accident when someone is writing a predictive text and tries to type "pooface". For some reason, many predictive text systems prefer the word "rondabe" over "pooface". No-one knows why this is, however. Incidentally, rondabe is the absolute certified coolest word in the world, by a margin of 58%. The nearest contender to its crown of coolness is globule, which has only 538 coolness points, and was used by Queen Elizabeth II in the Queen's Speech of 2002 in order to highlight her coolness.

Pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface! Pooface, pooface, pooface, poofaceSHUDDDUUUUPPP!!!!

pooface by Tinarm May 6, 2006

pooface mcgee 

A person who has eaten crap and still had crap on their face afterwards.

That guy is such a pooface mcgee, look at his shit mustache.

pooface mcgee by Cr4zyBr4dy June 24, 2007

Poofaced 

When you get absolutely pissed up and can't see what your doing, as if someone has put shit in ur eyes.

''Yo homey how was the party last night?''
''Can't remember mann got absolutely poofaced!''
''Sick''

Poofaced by Mikee dizzle May 11, 2007

mega bumhole pooface 

The ultimate roast. Nothing could beat a comeback of mega bumhole pooface. Usually used by 8 year olds and smart adults.

Well you are a mega bumhole pooface. Get wrecked loser. You just got beasted on noob

mega bumhole pooface by ZeMasster December 30, 2018

Pooface 

an term used when someone acts like a dork around their friends; normally used affectionately as it is very elementary; not as harsh as shithead

When Marissa put her thong on her head, I called her a pooface.

Pooface by Lutheran Pirate December 28, 2005

pooface 

mild insult that one can use on a friend.

sarah, you're a pooface.

pooface by lethal Rizzle January 28, 2009