The noun that describes the wokest individual in existence. Has a fascination with wires and must receive daily walks and whipping sessions with the kids. Is efficient at keeping dungeons at bay. Fluent in Dungeonese.
When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend stillwant sex by pulling your dick out of your pants
Rhonda stillstill wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.